Sunday, 28 April 2013

NOT FEELING SLEEPY-AKSHAY TO THE RESCUE!! ;)



its hard dudes.. particularly of those of my age.. our ages!! 16 to 25!! (am not too old -_-)
anyways.. if you want to know how to sleep better.. and how to sleep fast.. here's akshay's 101 to guide you through!! i sleep loads in class btw ;)

first thing.. strictly no electronics after 11.. i know guys... thats really hard for those who have girl friends.. but sleeps not worth of a sacrifice!! juz think of those heroines in ure dreams!! heaven nahh?! ;) (forgive me girls!!)

second.. if u rather stay awake for long time.. to impress girls.. just wash ure head.. and ure back of neck and forhead with water.. not hot.. jus the normal tap one.. it would reduce pressure and help you sleep!!

third.. try green veggies for lunch..!! it wud be easy to digest if your stomach causes uneasiness to sleep!! groan!! :P

fourth.. a good book companies a good sleep!! read!! duhh.. only good books!! :P

fifth.. melodies!! that slow songs.. mann!! they're great!! just soo soothing that ure mind forgets everything nd falls into sleep!!
sixth.. if you still dont get sleep.. put ure shoes nd go for a jog!! nothing's better thaan a midnight jog thinking of ure girl!! :) :)

seven.. if u still dont get thiss.. waitt.. stare at the stars.. mother nature sure knows hw to sing a lullaby!! hear the trees!! it will ring u to sleep!! :) :)

eight.. duhh.. too bad if u still cant sleep.. try a  physics book thenn!! betcha.. ud sleep :P :P

and still if u dnt get summ.. duhh.. am not thatt good then... :)
ull need a doc.. sleeplessness is not something to be left unnoticed!! :)
get urs checked up.. nd hav a good time with those heroines!! :)
akshay.. signing off!! :)

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